What's On My Phone?

Lady Gaga called... she wants her shoes back.

I didn't buy them, but you know it's only a matter of time.

Keep your feet extra toasty this winter with these socks for flip-flops.

Shameless Hussy!

This is the outfit Paige wore to school that violated the dress code, resulting in a teacher forcing her to wear an oversized t-shirt to hide her near-nudity.

Clearly, such skank-wear cannot be tolerated in public schools where children are trying to get an education.

Someone tell this child to cover herself up!

(The crime? Exposed shoulders. No, I'm not kidding. Butts, boobs, and bellies are allowed. Shoulders? For shame!)

Harris... looks like...

The HeatMiser!

We raced to the stadium to make the 2:30 kick-off, but noticed even up to 2pm, it was less than a sold-out game...

To find out it was a 3:30 kick-off!

Let's Gooooooooo... Mountaineers!

I'm greeted each morning by the cat brigade.

They can sense who the future crazy cat ladies are.

Where can you find the best in Mummy Wear for your Halloween costume needs?

My dryer!

This is proof that men wear their underwear until it turns into dandelion spores.

Pumpkins are in the stores already.

How did that happen?

When did Summer end?

Did I miss a memo?

Mmmm! Green Tea flavored ice cream... er... coconut milk cream...

Mmmmm... can't you just taste the greeny goodness!

Speaking of ice cream, before you assume he's compensating for something, this is Josh's first time at Dairy Creme Corner. "Go big, or go home!"

Until recently, this wooden artist's mannequin sat alone on Paige's art desk out in the "Art Studio". He has been recently adopted into the tribe of Ken and Barbie.

Ken loaned him a shirt, which was just his style.

Since then, he has been part of every day play and adventures. Paige misses him on her desk, but by the looks of it, he's thriving quite well in the wild.