"They always make me pee my pants, and then I'm peeing my pants bright orange."
"They don't make me pee my pants"
"They also make you sweat yellow. And tint your contacts."
"Well, I don't wear contacts."
"Remember, lots of fluids, and no vaginal penetration. Clitoral stimulation is ok. But Mike would look like he had an orange kool-aid mustache."
"Eeeeewww!"
"I have some. Do you want me to mail them to you overnight, or something?"
"No, I'm good. I have cranberry. But the orange pills really help take the pain away."
"Ok, I'd use vodka for that. It's good for all kinds of pain relief. I take it for the common cold."
"Mike says you use it for a hangnail.... "
"I use it for mild acne."
" ...or a back itch... or when you get an eyelash in your eye."
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