Marriott Marina Hoo-Ha Hotel

Marriott Marina Hotel is very... Ladylike.

From the outside, it looks like a couple towers. But inside, it tells a different story.

I always look at the exit maps, when I get to my room. I want to know in which direction to crawl, and how many doorways to count before I'm at the exit, in case there is a fire.

So each time I left the room, I was faced with this diagram:

As you can see, we were staying in a very sensitive part of the hotel.

Also, as a how-to instructional sign, I'd say it's spot on.

Each time I took the elevator, I dissolved into a giggling fit.

What a perfect place for an elevator shaft!

It wasn't just the floor plan! The Marriott "Muffin" theme carried over into the decor! Throughout the hotel were several examples of smush-mitten interior design:

I loved staying in such a female-friendly hotel!