Funny T-Shirts

I was at Gabe's a couple days ago and saw some cute t-shirts. Even though they were only $3 or so, I couldn't justify bringing one more t-shirt into the house.

I can only guess this version translates to

"There's an Italian in My Butt".

Actually, this translates to "The Show in Pocket".

"Mostro" would be "monster".

If only these came in Ron's size.

These "torture t's" are just the kind of stuff Harrison's been drawing for years.

LAWL!

Seriously, it's as if someone stole his art and put it on a t-shirt!

At least she's not picky.

"I Have a Dirty Mind and I'm Not Afraid to Use It." But you'd also have a fishnet-printed shirt that's very hard to read.

I'm so gangsta... you're so...