Harris felt a fart coming on, so he pulled down his pants and aimed it at Tessa's face.
(For every girl who ever wishes she had a brother, this is what you're missing!)
What he was sure was just a fart turned out to be a shart, with lots of screaming coming from Tess.
She came upstairs to tell why she was screaming. While she was telling her story, Harris ran by us naked and immediately got into the shower.
Of course, any story from Tess has to go through what they were watching on tv, what part was on at the time, where she was positioned in the room... as soon as she got to the good part, I stopped her, and told her to go tell her father because,
"That's a guy thing. Women don't fart in people's faces. Your dad deals with that stuff."
Ron assured me he cleaned up most of it, and made Harris clean up the rest.
The girls report today that there is still poop on the carpet.
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