Musical Response to Ron's Sarcasm

Ron found a yogurt container on the floor and when he picked it up, he found it was stuck to the carpet. "Yogurt containers stuck to the carpet. One of my favorite things!" he grumbled.

I immediately burst into song.

Making up the rest was easy.

Yogurt containers

Stuck to the carpet

Destroyed leather sofas

The color of muppets

Jars of jelly and honey,

Their lids always missing

These are a few of my favorite things!

Whiskers in sinks

Curing in toothpaste

Oy "indiscretions"

My rug will need replaced

I'm always running

Wish my van could sprout wings

These are a few of my favorite things!

Burned microwave popcorn

And pots boiling over

Magical 'potions'

Grilled cheese in the toaster

Wet towels on the bed

Blue bathtub rings

These are a few of my favorite things!

When the milk spills,

When the van dies,

When he wears camo with plaid

I simply go over my "to do" list of things

And I never have time to get mad.

Soda on laptops

My book goes unwritten

Nail polish on tables

My nails, they are bitten

I can't find the duct tape

You'll have to use string

These are a few of my favorite things!

My Little Ponies

GI Joes and Clay Sweeties

Dress-up and costumes

And crayon graffiti

ipods and hot rods

Ear gauges and nose rings

These are a few of my favorite things!

Six cats and pet rats

And feeding the raccoons

You still owe me tow money

And you got a new tattoo

PMS times five

Tampons? Pads with wings?

These are a few of my favorite things!

Fights over clothes,

computers and boys

That screamo shit music

Is nothing but noise.

Teens years upon us,

Gnawing on my apron strings

These are a few of my favorite things.