Infant Shower (don't say "B@BY!")

"Do you hear that, up in the nest, Harrison?"
"Yes, I do!"
"What's in the nest?"
"Eggs!"
"Well, they hatched, and what came out?"
"Birds!"

"Hey, Mommy, what does 'infant' mean?"
"Nice try!"

"Be nice to Harris- he's your big brother!"
"He is not! He's my b-bad brother!"

And so the day went, with each of us trying to trick the others into saying the 'b' word.

The first thing I noticed about Jackie's sister was her large, white...
teeth.


But it was actually Danny who flashed his rack a few times and got most of the b@by beads.


Our musical guest tonight is Jackie, singing a soulful hymn:


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There were some interesting food choices at this party:


Jungle Cake


Fruit Pram


Baby-Sock Flowers with Chocolate Sauce for Dipping

Pregnancy can be a strange time for a woman. Jackie is known for throwing up at parties, but this time it was her guests who were nauseated by her latest weird food craving- cotton balls!




































However, Jackie seemed to enjoy them so much that soon everyone else was strapping a pantyliner across their face and digging in.











Yum!






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