Sunday, July 12, 2009

Who Invited THAT Guy?

You know how it is when you decide to throw a birthday party, and invite all your favorite people...


And someone crashes the party, and it's that guy no one really likes?


Maybe he smells bad, or he double dips the chips, or he tells off-color jokes in mixed company?
And someone decides to man up and tell the guy to leave...

... and it never goes well.

Before you know it, a crowd has gathered, and everyone stops talking...


...and they are all wondering if it's going to turn into a fight.
And there's always that one guest who, after a couple drinks, is just itching for a fight...


"Let me handle it. I'll kick his ass! I'll fuck him up!"

And his buddies are all, "Yeah, dude! We'll kick your ass!"




And you're keeping aware of the situation, because you really don't want this one loser to ruin the whole party...

And next thing you know, you're trying to hold that guy back, and tell the other guy to just leave...

But he won't leave, so someone pulls out a gun and shoots him in the head?

And then everyone goes back to what they were doing,


which was having a good time...


HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DYLAN!!!

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