Friday, August 7, 2009

Ladies Night Haiku

Hatfields-McCoys beard
Foul grin of missing front teeth
Hillbilly Vampire





"I'll stop bugging you"
"Hope these gnats are not from me!"
Crazy Pigpen Man





"Why would they want me?"
"Some guys are just that desperate"
Still not a Cougar





Some Junk in the Trunk
Fattractive Badonkadonk
Only draws Old Men!





Ignoring his date
Shooting pool, not swatting gnats
He's just not 'that guy'




The Hokey-Pokey
Kama-sutra dinner guests
Don't be left-handed!

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